{"product_id":"fake-belly-waist-pack","title":"Fake Belly Waist Pack – Funny Dad Bod Fanny Pack","description":"\u003csection style=\"max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#1d1d1f;line-height:1.6;padding:8px 16px 40px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:24px 8px 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#b4472d;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003ePractical storage. Ridiculous disguise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:36px;line-height:1.08;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003eThe Waist Pack Nobody Sees Coming\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:18px;margin:0 auto;max-width:620px;\"\u003eIt gets the laugh first—then surprises everyone with a real zip pocket for the little things you would rather keep close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:22px 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastcdn.com\/image\/ba903a436d94703bc5b917fe9458fdeaded630ebff482e85948fbe9b8c9b29d0.gif\" alt=\"Funny fake belly waist pack getting reactions in public\" style=\"width:360px;max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv data-section=\"benefit-overview\" style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(180px,1fr));gap:12px;margin:26px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding:18px;background:#fff4ed;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGets an Instant Reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:6px 0 0;\"\u003eA straight-faced dad-bod look turns an ordinary entrance into the funniest moment of the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding:18px;background:#f4f6f8;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReal Zipper Storage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:6px 0 0;\"\u003eKeep small essentials together while the printed pouch does its best disguise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding:18px;background:#eef7f2;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdjustable, Hands-Free Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:6px 0 0;\"\u003eClip it around your waist, adjust the strap, and keep both hands free for the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv data-section=\"first-detail-visual\" style=\"margin:34px 0;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:28px;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eMade for the Friend Who Has Everything\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width:620px;margin:0 auto 16px;\"\u003eBirthdays, white elephant swaps, bachelor weekends, festivals, and backyard cookouts—this is the kind of gift that becomes the story everyone repeats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastcdn.com\/image\/add847d1fd487d1b72eb87562d8cac2f0b8b4742e4d318f5e51cedbd0b49651c.jpeg\" alt=\"Fake belly waist pack used for carrying small everyday essentials\" style=\"width:600px;max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:34px 0;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:28px;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eThe Joke Has a Useful Side\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width:620px;margin:0 auto 16px;\"\u003eA sturdy zipper, quick-release buckle, and adjustable woven strap make it more than a costume prop. The water-resistant PU surface is easy to wipe after everyday splashes, but it should not be submerged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastcdn.com\/image\/3a509fb503522985bae07383af614c3444889a117dd7620ca2994dc001c0d60a.jpeg\" alt=\"Zipper buckle adjustable strap and inner pocket details\" style=\"width:600px;max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:34px 0;text-align:center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastcdn.com\/image\/f1f3cf60cb4bd11359a20b65dc9c4b5f719d47bd311878e420e11f06972688f6.jpeg\" alt=\"Water-resistant PU surface detail\" style=\"width:600px;max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:34px 0;padding:22px;border-top:1px solid #ddd;border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:28px;margin:0 0 14px;\"\u003eGood to Know\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;gap:12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eApproximately 17.7 in across.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted PU surface. Wipe gently with a damp cloth and air dry.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSix sold looks\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDark Skin, Wrinkled, Smooth, Rosy, Hairy, and Muscle.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIn the package\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne novelty waist pack with an attached adjustable strap.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:38px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:30px;text-align:center;margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003eWhat Customers Love\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003carticle style=\"padding:18px;margin:14px 0;background:#fafafa;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"review-stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\" style=\"display:inline-flex;gap:2px;color:#f5a623;\"\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Brought it to a backyard birthday and it was the first thing everyone asked about. The zipper actually held my keys and sunglasses.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003e— Mark, Austin, TX\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastcdn.com\/image\/298624b2e6f73e9205687aa95440fdfa32bc68291cdbdb43c24e3c3b58a6a571.jpeg\" alt=\"Novelty waist pack on a backyard table\" style=\"width:480px;max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle style=\"padding:18px;margin:14px 0;background:#fafafa;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"review-stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\" style=\"display:inline-flex;gap:2px;color:#f5a623;\"\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I gave this to my brother in the gift bag and he wore it the rest of the night. Silly, useful, and exactly his sense of humor.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003e— Jenna, Columbus, OH\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastcdn.com\/image\/681fe2dc0f33bc0f06f5baf2417d177ec75e9b2ad545be1a6c0cec25518fe2f4.jpeg\" alt=\"Novelty waist pack beside gift packaging\" style=\"width:480px;max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle style=\"padding:18px;margin:14px 0;background:#fafafa;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"review-stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\" style=\"display:inline-flex;gap:2px;color:#f5a623;\"\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Packed it for a costume party and liked not having to carry a separate bag. My phone, wallet, and keys stayed together.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003e— Chris, Denver, CO\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastcdn.com\/image\/f1cebb542a639dad17b19b7f565f19d3c2233f4d2d41e59bcb999b7cf72e66d1.jpeg\" alt=\"Hairy print novelty waist pack packed with essentials\" style=\"width:480px;max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle style=\"padding:18px;margin:14px 0;background:#fafafa;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"review-stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\" style=\"display:inline-flex;gap:2px;color:#f5a623;\"\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003csvg class=\"review-star-icon\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpath fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M12 2.5l2.9 5.9 6.5.9-4.7 4.6 1.1 6.5L12 17.3l-5.8 3.1 1.1-6.5-4.7-4.6 6.5-.9L12 2.5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp\u003e“The muscle print was perfect for festival weekend. Easy to clip on, easy to spot, and it kept my small stuff close.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003e— Tasha, Tampa, FL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.cloudfastcdn.com\/image\/59b152a54fdacace41450558c656fcc80203f2f72235bd44dea597c2be1acbd6.jpeg\" alt=\"Muscle print novelty waist pack at an outdoor festival\" style=\"width:480px;max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px;\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:38px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:28px;text-align:center;\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003eIs this a real bag?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. The novelty print is the joke; the top zipper opens into a pocket for small everyday essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003eHow large is it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe pouch is approximately 17.7 inches across.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003eCan I adjust the strap?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. Use the strap adjuster and quick-release buckle to find a comfortable waist fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003eIs it waterproof?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe PU surface is water-resistant for light everyday splashes, but the bag is not designed for submersion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"padding:14px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003eHow should I clean it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eEmpty the pocket, wipe the surface gently with a damp cloth, and let it air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:34px 0;padding:22px;background:#f4f6f8;border-radius:18px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:26px;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eSupport That Keeps the Joke Fun\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eIf your order arrives damaged, the wrong style shows up, or the zipper or strap gives you trouble, contact our support team. We will review the issue and help with a practical next step.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:28px 18px;background:#1d1d1f;color:#fff;border-radius:20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:30px;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eBring the Laugh. Keep Your Hands Free.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003ePick the belly that matches your sense of humor and make your next gathering a little less predictable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"Beforehatched","offers":[{"title":"Wrinkled \/ Buy 1 Fake Belly Waist Pack","offer_id":51123524698359,"sku":"DJ3599078-褶皱皮","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Skin \/ Buy 1 Fake Belly Waist Pack","offer_id":51123524731127,"sku":"DJ3599078-黑皮","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Smooth \/ Buy 1 Fake Belly Waist Pack","offer_id":51123524763895,"sku":"DJ3599078-无毛白皮","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rosy \/ Buy 1 Fake Belly Waist Pack","offer_id":51123524796663,"sku":"DJ3599078-红皮","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hairy \/ Buy 1 Fake Belly Waist Pack","offer_id":51123524829431,"sku":"DJ3599078-多毛","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Muscle \/ Buy 1 Fake Belly Waist Pack","offer_id":51123524862199,"sku":"DJ3599078-黑肌肉","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0952\/6598\/0663\/files\/8fca36da34cbb47724bb1162945182310f056a167a4407e9b0f05f3da07a8239.webp?v=1788764111","url":"https:\/\/zernto.com\/products\/fake-belly-waist-pack","provider":"Zernto","version":"1.0","type":"link"}